Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Don't listen to the pretentious fish

I just got this in my Yahoo IM web client:


My neck head??? That would only make sense to a fish, who arguably do indeed have neck heads.

I don't have the heart to tell this fish that I love him. Raw. With rice and seaweed. And grilled, of course. Pseudointellectualsalmon may not be in my Contacts; but his brother lies quartered in my freezer, the memory of his flavor indelibly into my neck head.

3 comments:

Sullivans said...

LMAO!!!!!!!! This blog is WAY better than that other, angrier blog of yours.

Sullivans said...

I can't believe no one else has commented on this yet. I am leaving comment #2 because it is so deserving of comments.

John said...

That's because no one else reads this blog except you and Theresa.