A guy asks a boy at a school bus stop in Sanford (a town not-too far away from Orlando) to help him find his puppy. http://www.wftv.com/news/17772669/detail.html OK, first of all, how unoriginal? OK, but aside from that - what is the deal with this state and pedophiles? What draws them to Florida? Specifically, central florida? Disney? It's got to be.
OK, inspiration just struck me. To alleviate the added pedophile burden, any child who wishes to audition for a Disney role, like a "That's so Raven" or Hanna Montana - first you have to assist in 10 successful pedophile sting operations with Chris Hansen from Dateline - To Catch a Predator.
Another idea: Chris Hansen's "To Catch A Predator - Universal Studios Orlando" ride. I don't know how this one would work, exactly.
JailB8: My parents are out this weekend, wanna come over?
Hot4Kids: Sure - where do you live?
JailB8: Universal Studios, at the Catch a Predator house.
Hot4Kids: Whoa, you're not like a cop or something are you?
JailB8: No.
Hot4Kids: Cool, I'll be right over.
On second thought, maybe this would work...
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